Behind every gr…

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-Jim Carrey

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-Steven Wright

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
-Ellen DeGeneres
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